Sexytary (Secretary) Sexytary@AZSisters.org

Mistress of Prophylaxis (Safer Sex Ministry)

I was born in Grand Rapids, Michigan, in June of 1960, the year of the rat. I was a country boy who dreamed of the city. At an early age, I was encouraged to take up bowling. From that point on I became proficient at handling balls. Big, stanky balls.

About that time, I was noticing my attraction to other boys. When I was a freshman in high school, I discovered smaller balls by joining the golf team. This is where I met my first crush. I’ll never forget the first time I saw him in the showers. He made my putter stand up! After that, I always took time to help him wash his balls.

After high school, I enjoyed the sexual freedom of the late 70’s and early 80’s. It was a time of free love and cheap drugs. But my credo was moderation…within reason. My rules were: stick to pot; occasionally ecstasy; coke, but only if it’s offered; and never involve needles. Just add alcohol, and STIR!!!!  If I made the rules, pot wouldn’t be illegal, hockey would.

Several years ago, I became a little bitter because I’d just broken up with my lover, Raphael. I think he was cheating on me. His nickname for me was, “Next!” So I picked myself up dusted myself off, swallowed my pride (because it was still safe), and started looking for a new direction.

I found my calling when I found the Sisters. Wanting to give back to the community in some way, I researched and found that the Sisters were my cup of tea (dance.) My goals with the Sisters is to help bring a little smile to everyone’s day, and to show others that a little love and charity goes a long, long way. And now the balls I handle, both big and small, have a much better scent. Which makes me the “Keeper of the Scented Balls.” Just add fragrance!

Aspirant: July 16, 2008
Postulant: August 20, 2008                                             
Novice: November 19, 2008                                                   
Fully-Professed: May 22, 2009

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