As she grew older, B'neatha began to realize that being under a sheet made her very very popular with the boys. As adolescence progressed, we can only imagine what went on under that sheet with those young pubescent boys. (And oh.........the stains on those sheets!) But B'neatha felt she had a calling - to service males in the privacy of "sheet world" as she began to call it. And her popularity grew..........and grew...........and grew...........as did the guys who were under that dark billowy world.

She had always had a fascination with nuns. After all, they looked like they wore big black sheets on their heads too, as well as the rest of their bodies. So now she felt a new and different calling. She looked into Nun School and realized rather quickly that she could never fit in there - chastity??? Oh no no NO! She could never be made to give up the world of male organs and the smell and taste of that oh so special male fluid. So she began to search far and wide for an order of nuns where she might fit in. And then one day while surfing the net, she came upon the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. She squealed with delight and vowed at that very moment to pursue a calling to the Order. The rest is history. She is SO happy to be able to be a Sister. And she lived happily ever after.