Guard Deeper Throat

My name is more than you think. Of course I have heard “what is that smell?” Oh the creativity of that original line. Have you ever considered that it might just be you?

My darlings, life is full of its ups and downs, the in and outs (I prefer them together while I am biting my pillow) and I think that you all are crazy if you are so uptight that you cannot indulge in a bit of flatulence. A breeze between the knees is not the worst thing in the world, and this my dear is what I am all about. Don’t sweat the small stuff, take your medication as prescribed and stop to smell the….well.

This Sister is a bit of gas and much more. An advocate for HIV/AIDS Prevention and Treatment for over 15 years, as well as GLBT issues making sure that the G..L..B..and T are treated as the same size (I may be a size queen) and with the same respect. This Sister does have a bit of a clinical background and is known to manage a crisis or two; after all I am a Sister in a Red State.

My personal mission is to make them laugh at all costs. You are not immune to my creative tongue, and if you are blessed, you may get an additional experience of my creative tongue. I may be a Bear at times (it is the hair), and you will find solidarity in my light-heartedness. Now there is a Libra tipping the scales. For those of you who may still want to approach the flutter in my habit with a jar of Bean-O, I say you are jealous because you know that it is a F**K Fart and I am getting some and you are not.

Bless you, Bless they, good gawd get the spray.