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Scribe Email: SisterOraLee@azsisters.org Myspace: myspace.com/oraleewunderbar In
the summer of 1967, in the
desert town of Rainbow Mountain, Anna Lee and Barry Tallented had a
baby girl they named Ora Lee. It is said that Ora Lee came out talking
and hasn’t stopped since. She loved to chew anyone’s ear who would
listen, and even some who wouldn’t. Anna Lee worked the nearby flower
fields, while Barry was out selling Hoover vacuums. Ora Lee was a
precocious child and indeed this little wild flower blossomed early. By
the time she was 14, she was adept at working the fields with her
mother, and even more adept at working the field hands by herself.
Those field hands found ways to get Ora Lee to stop talking (for a
little while anyway). She would also accompany her father on his sales
routes where Ora Lee became an expert on suction, hoses, and
attachments. It was on one jaunt that Ora Lee came to meet a man from
Colorado City named Warren. Warren was sucked in by the way Ora Lee
used the extension wands, and was eager to see what else she could do
with the crevice tool. He asked that they come do a demonstration for
his friends and neighbors back home. When they arrived to demonstrate
the brand new Hoover Shag-Vac with the extra-long hose, Ora Lee
discovered Warren had a stable of wives and a herd of children, and
nary a carpet in sight! Warren confessed he had asked for the
demonstration to get Ora Lee to Colorado City, and then offered to make
an honest woman of her. Ora Lee made it quite clear she had no desire
to be barefoot, pregnant, and wearing those hideously frumpy and drab
clothes. Warren was very insistent and told Barry he would not rest
until he delivered Ora Lee from the sin that was sucking away her hope
for redemption. Fearing the long reach of Warren and his zealous
compatriots, Barry and Anna Lee convinced Ora Lee to move Phoenix, and
go into hiding as Val Traxx, suburbanite husband and father of two. For
nearly twenty years, Ora Lee pretended to be a straight man but was
discreetly continuing to refine her talents, never losing sight of what
her father taught her – “Ora Lee, it’s all about suction. With superior
suction, the world is yours.” When the news came that Warren had been
apprehended and jailed, Ora Lee decided it was high time to empty the
bag, dispose of the old life, and put the sunshine back into the Valley
of the Sun! Just to be safe, she took her mother’s maiden name,
Wunderbar. She also revamped her entire wardrobe to include her
favorite colors of sunshine and spring –orange, yellow, pink, and lime
green. What she lacks in experience (and height), she makes up in
enthusiasm (and fabulous platform heels!) - just ask, she’ll tell you! Since
joining the Grand Canyon Sisters, Ora Lee has been given many nicknames
- the Polka Dot Harlot, The Orange Vixen, and the Energizer Bunny... Ora
Lee thanks Sisters Unity Divine and Glori-ola Roll You Over Guttony for
not only being an inspiration in
Sisterhood, but in how to wear orange and make it look GOOD!
Ora
Lee credits the dearest
beautiful Sister Atopa Sleepurr-Sofa for helping her shed some
dirty
habits, and develop a few new, dirtier, and far more satisfying ones! Aspirant:
April 8,
2007
Postulant:August
25,
2007
Novice:January 8, 2008 Fully-Professed: May 15, 2008 Big Sisters: Sister Barbi Mitzvah (San Francisco Sisters) Sister Odora Flatulotta D'Pew Former Novice Sister Leavia Lafin Overseas Monkey Twin: Soeur Rose de la Foie de Ta mere (Convent de Paname, Paris, France) Mother: Sister Mischif S. Marymaker Inspirations: Sister Atopa Sleepurr-Sofa Sister Mary Margaret Xplosion (Palm Springs Sisters) Sister Barbi Mitzvah (San Francisco Sisters) Sister Tilly Comes Again (San Francisco Sisters) Sister Mary Timothy Simplicity (San Francisco Sisters) Sister Unity Divine (Los Angeles Sisters) Sister Amanda Reckinwith (Asylum of the Tortured Heart, San Diego CA) Sister Eve All (Palm Springs Sisters) Sister Loosy Lust Bea Lady (Sin Sity Sisters, Las Vegas, NV) Sister Gloriola Roll You Over Gluttony (Sin Sity Sisters, Las Vegas, NV) Photo © 2008 Scott Price
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